Oh sweet lord, things are really getting very messy back at Cedar City Falls.  Dorothy Sue, with the goading of that devil, Jonathan Wilson, decided to arrest all the people of The Church of Holy Forgiveness and put them in jail out of spite.  She found old archaic laws in the books that people didn't know they were breakin' and got her son Lars to round 'em up.  He deputized Ted to help him with the arrests and Ted started using a taser on them! 

While in jail, Lynette finally told everyone about her tragic past and what made her come home from New York a broken woman.  Lynette and Gareth also learned that Christie was really his half-sister which made Gareth gag a little.  Doctor Chuck tried to tell Dee that Christie wasn't really pregnant so there was no need to pay 7,000 for an abortion, but Christie kept talking over him.  But soon enough everyone found out the truth and let me tell you, Gareth sure was relieved!

Meanwhile, Janelle, living with Jonathan Wilson, ran across those hairy, over-developed, weird little children living on his farm, and Jonathan told her that they were Russian orphans.  But then she met one of these children's mothers, Trixie Van Adder and she told Janelle the truth:  they look so crazy because they are being affected by all the hormones Jonathan Wilson is putting in the cow's food.  It's getting into the water table and they're drinkin' the water and then growin' boobies and beards!  Makes you think twice about diggin' in to a juicy steak now don't it?

But the big news is, all the while this is going on, clouds are formin' over Cedar City Falls - and not metaphorical ones, real honest-to-God storm clouds!  And soon enough, a tornado touches down, right on Cedar City Falls!